Pointer & Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas Pet.
Pekingese & Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an Abstract Dog
Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel: Irish Springer, A dog fresh and clean
as a whistle
Terrier & Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awlful mistakes.
Malamute & Pointer: Moot Poot, a dog that...oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
Collie & Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Bloodhound & Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Deerhound & Terrier: Derrierre, a dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier & Shih Tzu: Bullshitz, a gregarious but reliable breed.
** This is not to offend anyone, please forgive me, if you are.
I thought they were amusing.